My friend David asks too many questions.
Why is this a problem you may ask?
He asks so many questions he often gets in trouble. Well not the kind of direct trouble like a parent yelling at their children.
Rather he makes the kind of trouble that makes life difficult for everyone.
Like the other day, he asked a series of what seemed like innocent questions about a new laptop. He didn't suffer at all from this, but I got like 8 million gazillion emails from nosy people on it.
So if you see this guy, please don't answer his questions.
